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But fuck it’s midnight and this loud ass music isn’t drowning out the thoughts of you, I think it’s going to take something stronger then this for me to forget you.

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I lost a friend and partner of mine recently. I won’t be on much for the next little bit.

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Who says you’re the only one that’s hurting..

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So this happened tonight at work...
  • Me: "Hello."
  • Guest: "Hi. How are you?"
  • Me: "I'm fine, how are you?"
  • Guest: "I'm doing well, how are you?"
  • Me: "I'm fine...How are you?"
  • Guest: "*awkward look*"
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Holiday Idea:

Honest Cashier day.

One day of the year when your customer says “You must hate me!” as they pulled out a stack of coupons, half expired, half non-applicable, you can respond with, “Yes, I fucking do.”

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Here’s a tip:


Complaining to the cashier is literally never a good solution to any problem. We are at the bottom of the grocery/retail food chain. We don’t care about your complaint, and we’re most likely not going to relay it to management. The only thing you’re accomplishing is making yourself a joke for that cashier and their coworkers, and possibly even other customers (or the internet, if you make it to this blog).

So please stop taking your anger out on cashiers. You’re not helping anyone.

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Please don’t ever give the cashier your money like this.  It is so incredibly rude…


I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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